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AEBISCHER, DAVID pn. (a'bis'sure)
1. Colorado Avalanche Goaltender. Native of Switzerland.
2. The Stinky Cheese Man
alias: Swiss Cake Roll
related terms: cheese from home, ja!

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BACK CHECK v.
1. To skate back into your own defensive zone when your opponents have gained possession of the puck, and check an opponent as closely as possible.
2. Check out the butts of any attractive player on the ice.
related terms: body check, butt end


BAD GUY adj.
1. Any hockey player who picks fights, checks much harder than necessary or joins a fight between two other players.
related terms: Todd Bertuzzi, Tie Domi, Peter Worrell


BODY CHECK v.
1. When the player checks his opponent by using his hip or shoulder, or some other part of his body.
2. To "check out" any attractive player on the ice. (example. "Wow! Look at Kovalchuk! He can body check me anyday!")
related terms: back check, butt end


BUTT END v.
1. To jab an opponent with the top of the hockey stick. Very similar to spearing. It is illegal to jab an opponent in such a way.
2. Oh please, if you can't figure this one out, you need to get your head out from under the rock!!
related terms: back check, body check

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CENTER ICE n.
1. The area of the playing rink between the two blue lines. Also called Neutral Zone.
2. The area in which Chrissy always manages to get seats.

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DOAN, SHANE pn. (doan)
1. Phoenix Coyotes Forward/Captain. Native of Alberta, Canada.
2. The best looking thing on the Coyotes along side Tyson Nash.
aliases: Honey Buns, Shaney
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EMBARRASSMENT v.
1. The Chicago Blackhawks Organization
2. The Vancouver Canucks Organization
3. Todd Bertuzzi

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GUTLESS adj.
1. Lacking any evidence of a) spinal cord b) back bone c) guts
related terms: Todd Bertuzzi, Claude LeMieux

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HARTLEY, BOB pn. (heart'lee)
1. Coach of the Atlanta Thrashers. Quebec native.
2. Coach of Chrissy's Fridge Team
3. Axed by evil Avalanche GM Lizzy Lacroix
aliases: Good Ole Bob, Bob 'Artley!
related terms: Ilya Kovalchuk, Dany Heatley, Colorado Avalanche



HASEK, DOMINIK pn. (ha'suck)
1. NO COMMENT.
related terms: wino, baby


HEATLEY, DANY pn. (heet'lee)
1. Forward for the Atlanta Thrashers. Born in Germany, raised in Calgary, Alberta.
2. Mindy's toothless, future husband.
aliases: Oatmeal Creme Pie
related terms: subway, Ilya Kovalchuk


HOOKING v.
1. Using the blade of the stick to hook or grip an opponsing player from behind. Hooking is illegal, although a hook check is not.
2. What Washington Capitals owners do to their players to create extra revenue.

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KARIYA, PAUL pn. (ka'ree'a)
1. Forward for the Colorado Avalanche. Vancouver Native.
2. Chrissy's Muffin.
aliases: Paulie, Muffin


KOVALCHUK, ILYA pn. (ko'val'chuck)
1. Atlanta Thrashers power forward. Russian native.
2. HOTTY!
aliases: Pop Tart, Kovy, That Russian Babe
related terms: Dany Heatley, Bob Hartley

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MACINNIS, AL pn. (muh'gen'iss)
1. St. Louis Blues defenseman/captain. Nova Scotia native.
2. Breaks glass and legs with his slap shot
aliases: 'Big Al', Chopper, 'MacDaddy' (please do not ask.)
related terms: Chris Pronger

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PRONGER, CHRIS pn. (p'ron'ger)
1. St. Louis Blues defenseman/captain.
2. Al's cupcake.
aliases: Cupcake, Prongsey
related terms: Al MacInnis

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As soon as we can think of something that starts with "Q", we'll add it!

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ROENICK, JEREMY pn. (roe'nik)
1. Philly Flyers Center
2. Shouldn't be seen naked.
alias: Moonpie
related terms: EEEEWWWWPUTSOMECLOTHESON!!!!

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SWEDISH MEATBALL n.
1. Meatballs simmered in stock
related terms: Peter Forsberg, Tommy Salo

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THEODORE, JOSE pn. (tea'o'door)
1. Goaltender for the Montreal Canadiens. Quebec native.
aliases: Pickles, pecan pinwheel


TKACHUK, KEITH pn. (kuh'chuk')
1. Forward for the St. Louis Blues. Native of Melrose, Massachusetts.
2. Chrissy's Nutty Bar.
3. Also used as expletive...see: TKACHUK!
aliases: Walt, Tkachukers, Nutty Bar
related terms: tkskorts, big pants, bane of Dominik Hasek

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ZAMBONI pn.
1. A trademark used for a machine that resurfaces the ice in an ice rink.
2. That thing that everyone wants to drive, but knows they have a snowballs chance in hell of ever driving it.
related terms: I wanna drive the Zamboni!

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